(1)Feng Shui
Let us listen to what the Feng Shui experts advise
the middle-aged couple suffering from depression :
1. Just place three crystal balls at the north-east corner
of the room, they may tone up the warmth of relationship
2. The dragon overthere,- for its curvy tail and shoulder
just buy it to home, on the bed of sleeping chamber
It'll tease the body with a lightning flash at dead of night
3. Then after a long stretch of time, the fairy tale begins
Purchase for this a golden ship with sails,
Which, like a dolphin, will carry you on it's back
During intercourse-to a grassy green island
4. Do you think what to carry with you? Just touch upon
the laughing smile of Buddha
If all these fail,
then in a winter afternoon,
on opening the west window,
let the aged couple look at the sunset only
风水
让我们听一听 风水专家的建议,
对一对 患有抑郁症的中年夫妻:
1.东北一角 放置三个水晶球在房里,
它们 可能会为你们的夫妻关系增温续力。
2. 那边的一条龙,
因为它卷卷的尾巴和肢干,
所以 把它买回,
供在卧室的床上,
它会在子夜 以电感刺激你们的身体。
3. 过上一段时间后,
会发生 真正的奇迹。
为你们自己的幸福 买上一个金船,
就像海豚般似,
然后 幸福就像鹏程万里。
4. 你觉得 随身带点什么好呢?
只需 一尊弥勒的福地。
如果这些 都失败了,
那么 冬天的某个午后,
打开西边的窗户,
让这对老夫妻 仅仅面着夕落就可以。
(2)Cloning
Robots are sitting in a row beside the table
On the screen of internet there's going correct counting :
Only thirteen maidens are still living all over the world
With that data, from the eyes of robots, evaporate moist
That sexual excitement caused by a woman partner-
Without whom intercourse flops, not even caress brings joy
With these worries they go to the research lab
Now the experiment starts, woman will be cloned
克隆
机器人 成排在桌子的一角,
电脑屏幕上 有正确的计算视角:
全世界 只有十三个少女还存活,
机器人的眼中 带着数据 灵动未了。
被女子们的伴侣 激起的兴奋-
没有谁的性交 会是落魄,
即使是爱抚 也不会有快乐,
带着这些忧虑 他们走进实验室的毡包。
现在 实验开始了,
而女人 也将会被克隆制造。