艺术家洪浩昌趣谈
81岁后的父亲有两个女朋友（一）
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总编：黑龙江省朗诵协会编辑部
我的老父亲
谈恋爱有点猛
有两个女朋友
还争风吃醋
他在81岁那一年
我母亲就不在了
母亲不在以后呢
我天天上山去陪母亲
到处找那个寺院
给我母亲念经
他有一天就对我抱怨
他说你这个好像
对死去的人的好还比
对我这个活人还好一点
他说
我也很难过的
我说我知道
后来我就坐下来跟父亲商量
我说
要不要找个老伴儿
他本来想找
但不好意思说
他就说过了春节再说
父亲生日是正月初九
我们有几代人给他过生日
父亲第二天早上就跟我说
诶你上次说那个事
你没有动静
我说能不能这样子
我们找一个那种
家政人员
关起门来呢
你两个就住在一起
说清楚
就是领工资的
然后呢处得好
那么她就等于是
继续有工作
处得不好
她就失业了
她也要得好好的表现
他说这个也挺好
我说您去找
就找一个回来了
突然一下子像谈恋爱一样的
原来是50块钱的话费
一个月都用不掉
那时候我给他每次
加个200块钱的话费
三五天后打个电话
哎呀停机了
后来我说你这个
谈恋爱有点猛
能不能整到一块
不要老是打电话
他说也不怨我我也想
但是她这个又有什么孙子啊
又有儿子啊
事情很多
父亲就叫我要把那个找回来
我说您为什么不自己找
她说了
你叫我不算
要你家老二叫我回去
我才回去
我问父亲您想想问一下自己
内心是不是要找那个
还是重新找一个
别121了我说可以123嘛
后来我没多久我回去发现呦
他搞得挺浪漫
两个人争风吃醋
他80多岁
那两个六十几岁
我说我爹啊
我说您这个应该在
村里面办个培训班
他说什么意思
我说您看
这个村子里面三四十岁
找不到老婆的有三四十个人
我说您办个培训班嘛
您这个八十几岁
您看还有
六十几岁有两个女朋友
还争风吃醋
我说您又帮助他们解决问题
您还有收入
哈哈哈
大家都在乐
他说我不就是玩你吗
My old father
Falling in love is a bit fierce
Have two girlfriends
And jealous
He was 81 years old
My mother is gone
OK
What about after the mother is gone?
I go up the mountain every day to accompany my mother
Looking for that monastery everywhere
Reading to my mother
He started complaining one day.
He said you seem to be
Better for the dead than for the dead
Be nicer to me as a living person
So he says.
I'm sad too
And I said, I know.
And so I sat down to talk to him.
And I said, "Okay.
Do you want to find a wife?
He was looking for
But sorry to say
He said he would talk about it after the Spring Festival.
Father's birthday is on the ninth day of the first lunar month
We have celebrated his birthday for generations
My father told me the next morning
Hey, you said that last time
You didn't move
I said can it be like this
We find one of those
Housekeeping staff
OK
Close the door
You two live together
OK
Make it clear
OK
You get paid.
OK
And then get along well
Then she is equivalent to
Keep working
not getting along well
She lost her job
She needs to perform well too
He said it was good too
OK
I said you go find it
Just found one back
Ouch.
Suddenly it's like falling in love
It turned out to be 50 yuan for the phone bill.
Can't use it for a month
At that time, I gave him every time
Add a phone bill of 200 yuan.
Call in three or five days.
Oops, it's down.
Later I said you
Falling in love is a bit fierce
Can you put it together?
Don't keep calling
He said he doesn't blame me, I want to too
But what kind of grandson does she have?
Another son?
There's a lot going on.
My father told me to get that back
I said why don't you find it yourself?
She did.
It doesn't count if you call me
Ask your son to call me back
I just went back
I asked my father, think about it and ask yourself.
Is your heart looking for that?
Or find a new one?
Don't 121, I said 123
Hahaha
It didn't take long for me to go back and find it.
Yo
He made it quite romantic
Two people are jealous
He's in his 80s.
Those two are in their sixties
I said my father
I said you should be there.
Hold a training class in the village
What do you mean by that?
I said look
There are 30 or 40 years old in this village
There are 30 or 40 people who can't find a wife
I said you can hold a training class
You are in your eighties
You see there are more
Sixties with two girlfriends
And jealous
I said you helped them solve the problem again.
You still have income
Hahaha
Everyone is having fun
He said I'm just playing with you
Hahaha
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洪浩昌先生简介
1973年生于云南昭通。
1999年毕业于中国美术学院，中国最具市场潜力艺术家、作家、文艺评论家。
现工作生活于北京、昆明。
曾获亚洲青年艺术家金鹰奖、第十五届中国艺术博览会金奖、中国青岛艺术博览会杰出贡献奖，在弘扬中国传统文化书画领域获中华文化特别贡献奖。
洪浩昌是中国油画民族化的重要代表性艺术家，致力于中国宋代以来视觉文化传承的人文和人格现代问题的创作和研究，是21世纪中国视觉文化的新名片。
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